Showing posts with label the monster child. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the monster child. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Attention Walmart Associates! We have a “CODE ADAM”!

It began as a crazy dash (FIRST mistake) for the Walmart five miles South of us. We had to get there before 9pm so we could pick up James’ new glasses at the Optical Center. Well, EVERYONE (except Dad) had to go with. (SECOND mistake!) We also had the girls’ friend with us to drop off at her house afterwards. SO, I have SIX children with me! Was I thinking straight? I really have my doubts!
Anyways! We start off late because my youngest daughter who will remain unnamed, can’t find her shoes. BIG surprise! Can I just say that I am soooo fed up with the shoe losing thing? HELLO! Can you please put them in the same place – PLEASE! So, I almost took off without her. (Should’ve – really should’ve!) SO, we are really pushing the time limit as I race down the freeway, take the offramp, swing a right, then a left, then a right, then a right – and I tell Brandon and James to jump out and run in as I pull up to the doors. Brandon jumps out – James get out and says “What? What am I supposed to do?” “RUN!” I tell him, “Follow your brother!” I then park the van and get the rest of the troupe out. Well, we walk in and Brandon and James are standing outside the ropes that block the entrance to the optical center. I heave a big sigh and said “Oh no! We didn’t make it!” But Brandon says that they caught her just in time and she was just back getting the glasses. Whew!
We got the glasses and then I decided to do a bit of school shopping (THIRD mistake!) for those things that we hadn’t got yet that were on the kids “lists”. So we get those and then proceed to wander around the store. We looked at phones (FOURTH mistake!) so maybe the boys could actually have contact with me if they weren’t home. I’m just a concerned mom, not really too overprotective! Really! So I make a decision and call the DH to confirm the purchase. Well, he didn’t like it! “Do you think we’re made of money? They don’t need a phone!” Etc. I was annoyed verging on really ticked off so I said to the kids – let’s forget it and get on with our shopping.
So, we all traipse off and a minute later I ask, “Where’s John???” We couldn’t see him anywhere. I had everyone branch out. We went back to the phone area – no John. We went to the toys – no John. We went down a couple main aisles – no John. Ok, I was starting to panic! We headed back to the phones and when we still couldn’t see him, I headed to the electronics cashier and told him I had a “lost boy”. He immediately announced a “CODE ADAM” which is an instant door monitoring and department check. After giving the associate a description, which was quite accurate because I remembered the incident earlier that evening regarding his clothes. He was on his second outfit of the day and threw a fit when I told him Brandon had to help him put it on. So, we waited a few minutes back at electronics and then we were told that if they found him they would bring him up to customer service. We headed up there and I saw Brandon a section over making his way up there too. When we were out in the clear I saw that he had John with him. I ran up to them and grabbed John and asked him where he had been. He calmly stated that “I just wanted a baseball!” Brandon had found him back in the sporting goods where we had been looking for soccer shin-guards.

As I was putting John into the cart and telling him that he can’t get out again the store manager asks me if he was mine and if this was the one that was lost. I said with a sigh, “Yep! This is the guilty one!” I must’ve looked pretty frazzled because he then said, “Are you going to be okay?” Looking around at the bunch of kids gathered around me I managed another sigh and stated, “Sure – I’ll be just fine!”












The "GUILTY" one!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

In The Beginning. . .

In the beginning. . . I started out really small. About 7 lbs 6 oz or something like that. And I was very cute! Really! I've seen the pictures! And I have not always been blonde with green eyes! I had dark brown (almost black) hair and blue eyes. Shocking - isn't it?! My Grandpa called me "Baby Blue Eyes". Well, my mom said that by the time I turned one all that beautiful black hair had turned to blonde and it hasn't changed much since! (And everyone thought I bleached it!)




Our little family (or big - according to some people) starts out with the oldest and ends with our caboose - with three in the middle. Never thought I'd have so many kids! Plus five is such an uneven number! I've always liked even numbers but I'm not going to have another kid just to even it up! We are definitely through dispite what some people (Kari) say!



Anyway, this blog is mainly for journal purposes and to let family and friends know what we've been up to. Which is quite a lot for a family of seven! So here's an short update on the last week or so.



We took a mini-trip to Bear Lake last week. Stayed at the Worldmark condo that we always do. We actually got a two-bedroom this time. It was very roomy! Kari and Tif (my friend and her daughter) came with us and of course, as always, we had a blast! We spent all day Thursday on the beach soaking up the sun. Which is one of my favorite things to do! Everyone got a bit red except for me. I think I faded! And I didn't even put sunblock on!



John John, 4 (the monster child) was hilarious. Midday he comes up to me and says "I need to go potty. I need to pee in the bushes." Well, since there were no bushes and the bathrooms were a drive away, we told him to go out in the lake and do it. So, he goes out about ten feet (ankle deep) and pulls down his swimtrunks and bares all! We just about died from laughing! The beach was somewhat busy but I don't think anyone noticed him at all! Ricky took a picture for posterity. I hope he won't be too mad at us when we put it on display at his wedding!



Brandon, 15 going on 30, is up staying with dad's uncle to work on the milk truck. He took a break and came up to Bear Lake with us but wanted to go right back to truckin'.



James, 12, Ashley, 9, and Aubrey, 7, have had a ball going to Kid's Club all summer. They have field trips every Wednesday, which they really enjoy going on. Poor John feels a bit left out. He won't be able to go for another 2 years!



Well, that's it for now! I have a million more things to say but I'm going to be in trouble cuz I've stayed up late, once again!